Sunday, 9 August 2009

Customer Service Demands: Swizzels-Matlow

From: chris*@*.com
To: sweets@swizzels-matlow.com
Date: March 11th 2008

dear mr swizuls-matlo my name is christopher and i am 7 yers old and i liv in manchester and i hav just been eaten jelly spiders FUN GUMS i like them lots becose they r cullerful and nice i have dun a project for school on spiders and i learnd that they hav got 8 legs but yor ones only hav 6 my dad seys they must be mutunts and if i tell yuo yuo will giv me sum 4 free i hav sent yuo my project so yuo can see it miss elkin scant it in 4 me she seys i shud eat fruits not swets but i think fruits are boran my adress is **** fank yuo yors sinseerly christopher russell



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