praise be to allah!

From the BBC again:

' "When the writings were discovered there were some Islamic scholars who come and eat here and they all commented that it was a sign to show that Islam is the only true religion for mankind," he said. '

Well that settles it!

Nice to see God's moved on his message-carrying technology from illiterate prophets to slices of beef.

I really, really, hope someone finds "Allah" on a gammon steak now.